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if you never say your name out loud to anyone

they can never ever call you by it

Created on 2005-12-12 21:15:02 (#9013975), last updated 2008-12-03

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Name:manicmarauder88
Birthdate:1988-01-14
Location:Boulder, Colorado, United States
Website:Facebook
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Once upon a time, or approximately twenty years ago, a miracle happened: the rather amazing [info]manicmarauder88 burst forth from her mother's womb in a fashion only previously seen in MacBeth. Her childhood was fairly typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. When she was insolent she was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve her superpower (that enabled her to project holograms of musical supergroup Menudo) was discovered and she went on a whirlwind tour across the globe, convincing native peoples that she was a god. She briefly reigned over the Zulu people of Africa before realizing that her true calling was in the burgeoning market of selling waffles to people via the internet. Through this business venture she made enough money to buy herself a private island off the coast of Dubai (she bought Canada on The World) and has lived there peacefully for many years, accompanied only by her personal therapist, Dr. Tobias Fünke, James Spader and a monkey butler.

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